Secret Santa is a uni classic and a great Christmas tradition. It’s fun to do with your flatmates, course group, or part-time job crew, finding something funny, affordable, and actually practical can feel like a full-time assignment.
But don’t panic. We’ve rounded up ten student-approved Secret Santa gift ideas that are cheap, cheerful, and guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least an appreciative smile).
1. The lazy day essential: Microwaveable slippers
Because who has time for cold feet in shared accommodation? Pop them in the microwave and thank us later.
Find on Amazon UK.
2. Desk-Buddy mini lamp
Perfect for late-night cram sessions or Netflix marathons. Bonus points if it’s shaped like a mushroom, panda, or corgi.
Check out student friendly options.
3. Reusable coffee cup with personality
Caffeine is a love language nowadays, and sustainability matters. Try a reusable one with a fun slogan (“Running on deadlines & espresso”).
Check out these from Ryman
4. Bluetooth shower speaker
Turn your morning routine into a karaoke session. Waterproof, wireless, and great for shared bathrooms.
Shop student-budget speakers
5. The ultimate hangover kit
Fill a small gift box with paracetamol, hydration sachets, a cereal bar, and sunglasses. Cheap, funny, and guaranteed to be appreciated on January 1st!
6. Mini waffle maker
Waffles at 2 a.m.? Yes, please. Compact, affordable, and ideal for dorm kitchens.
These from Dunelm come in cute and funky colours.
7. Funny tote bag
Because plastic bags are so last decade. Go for something bold or meme-worthy – like these fun designs on Etsy!
8. Mystery socks subscription
Every student needs more socks. You could make it fun with bright colours, cartoon characters, or subscription packs (yes, subscription socks!).
9. DIY gift: Housemate survival kit
Grab a cheap box and fill it with:
- Earplugs (for loud pre-drinks)
- Sticky notes (for passive-aggressive fridge messages)
- Instant noodles (self-explanatory)
- A mini candle for vibes
You could do this easily for under £10, and you’re guaranteed laughs (and functionality!).
10. Rechargeable hand warmer & power bank
Two gadgets in one – keep warm on the way to lectures and never run out of charge again.
Bonus: Keep it personal
Secret Santa isn’t about spending loads, it’s about showing a little thought. Think about your person’s ‘vibe’. Are they the organised one, the party goer, or the serial napper?
There’s a perfect budget gift out there for all of them.
And if you’re a last-minute shopper, you could go digital with an e-gift card or funny meme coupon, e.g. ‘redeemable for one free cup of instant coffee.

